FSU -18- Living the mermaid life with legs.

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

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6 hours ago

fawun:

if any of you guys ever met me irl you would probably go to the nearest free wifi hotspot and unfollow me straight after

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6 hours ago

holynipples:

if the purge was happening in real life you would see murders and rape and then you’d see me like

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7 hours ago

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

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7 hours ago
kinky-cam-doll:

Will never not be the best reaction gif use

kinky-cam-doll:

Will never not be the best reaction gif use

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570497
Posted
7 hours ago

snapchatting:

stop what you’re doing and adore me

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14 hours ago